13 People Trying To Bring Sexy Back But Instead Bring Extreme Awkwardness

The infamous Bloodhound Gang said it best, “You and me, baby, ain’t nothing but mammals, so let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel.” Just like any other animal on this planet, we spend our lives trying our best to attract a mate. Some are born biologically superior with the traits that society deems desirable, and therefore, it is often much easier for them to attract a mate. The rest of us are forced to over-groom ourselves, buy expensive clothes, and develop a killer sense of humor just to get a shot at getting lucky. 

Similar to any other facet of life, not all selfies are created equal. I know that it’s unfair — and trust me, I think most of us are not particularly good at being sexy. The best case scenario is to find someone that thinks your awkward quirkiness is attractive, because if you are trying to be something you’re not, you may end up like these people. 

1. Try to come off creepy.

There is a fine line between sexy and creepy and if it’s crossed, there is no going back.

2. Beware of the unintended visitor.

Nothing kills the mood like a bathroom photobomber. 

3. Stick with the traditional setup. 

Some things will never be sexy. Accept it. 

4. Always be aware of your surroundings. 

If you don’t think frogs are sexy, then you haven’t seen #7.