17 After Sex Selfies That Are The Epitome Of Regret

Snapchat has been the enabler for a lot of things:

Cute, candid moments at events.

Showcasing pretty selfies you don’t necessarily want to have on your social media profiles forever.

Nudes for dudes you probably shouldn’t be sending nudes to.

Dick pics for girls who don’t want to see that-ish.

Aaaaand last, but really not least, after-sex selfies which have kind of, sort of become a “thing”. 

I don’t know about you, but the last thing on my mind post-romp is a 10 second selfie. I think about things like “where’s the pizza?” or “that’s it?” or “why is he still cuddling me right now?!”

1. Zero recollection. All the regret.

2. He grunts while he sleeps? Or he grunts during sex? Either way, grunty has to go if it’s past 9 am.

3. Let’s play the “let’s not guess what you just did” game, ’cause if you did what you want us to think you did, you clearly didn’t do a very good job. That girl is thoroughly unimpressed with her decision.

4. Who’s going to burst his bubble, and by bubble, I mean girlfriend. Ehehe.