16 People We Can"t Take At Their Word

Growing up, we always had that one friend who we pretty much couldn’t believe at all. Whenever we talked about video games, they always had some uncle who worked at Nintendo who gave them a secret trick. It didn’t matter if this trick let you beat the game faster, let you play as a secret character or let your character pee all over the screen, because it never existed.

Of course, when you got back to school and told them what happened, they’d either say you didn’t do it right or flat-out denied they ever told you that.

And when these kids grow up, they don’t always outgrow their constant fibbing. There may not be an uncle at Nintendo anymore, but his spirit seems to live on.

At least, that’s the impression we can get from these 16 folks who ain’t keeping it 100 with us.

1. Nothing more savory than soggy pizza, I guess.

I could understand if the pizza was made of Oreos or something, but I’m really not trusting this.

2. Yeah, this is where you have to start making your requests annoyingly specific.

Or it could be the part where you stop hanging out with them. I guess that’s up to you.

3. Well, it’s not like you can argue with a door.

Like, I guess you can, but it’ll only make you look crazy.

4. What kind of world is this where you can’t even trust your pizza place?

At least this seems like an easy way to get five bucks.

Hmm, there’s something fishy abut this next one, but I can’t put my finger on it.