24 Merciless Comebacks They Weren"t Prepared For

When you get really close with your friends, sometimes you’ll say the foulest shit to each other. For everyone involved, it’s just a fun little roast session, but if a stranger walked in they’d be convinced that you totally hate each other.

The more these happen, the more you might start feelin’ yourself ’cause we all catch a few Ws when the roast is in session. But right when you think you’ve reached peak savage, sometimes you only end up activating your friend’s trap card. You’ve just been the victim of an earth-shattering clapback and your pride’s gonna need a few weeks of rehab.

If you wanna avoid this, you’d do well to study these 24 people with super sharp rebuttal games. 

1. Ouch, there’s no coming back from that one.

All you can do from there is slip away into the night and wait for the bat signal.

2. Daaaamn, she caught him slippin’ and got him back in a single bound.

I guess if you’re gonna do something awful, you should at least be efficient about it.

3. Something tells me this is gonna bite him in the ass later.

Still, when she doesn’t text back, he might look back on this and say, “worth it.”

4. As nasty as this is, the kid can just say, “well, whose fault is that?”