17 Hilarious Restaurant Receipts Too Crazy To Believe

Sometimes, the best part of eating out isn’t the meal, or the company, or the setting. It’s the bill. 

If you’ve ever worked in the food service industry, you know that once in a while you need to have a little fun. A sense of humor serves as a self-preservation tactic that prevents you from punching yourself out anytime a customer inquires about the gluten content of every item on the menu (“is butter a gluten?”) or complains that their fillet isn’t rare enough (you ordered a chicken filet and we don’t have salmonella insurance). What better way to communicate these complex feelings than through the message on the receipt?

Take a scroll through this list and applaud those whose souls haven’t been completely crushed by a career in customer service.

1. This discount

Clearly a waiter who was attentive to the details.

2. A cause worth supporting

The chicken pesto pasta comes with a side caesar salad and a dead preteen. 

3. This generous pastor…

If you’re hungry because you can’t afford groceries, maybe Jesus will come down and turn his calf into a loaf of bread for you.

4. Probably a common mistake when your name is Virginia 

She would order the three finger combo…