12 Things You Never Knew About Zooey Deschanel




Who’s that girl? I said, who’s that girl? It’s ZOOEY.


If you’re a warm-blooded American human you’ll know that terrible opening line is ripped off of Zooey Deschanel’s show, New Girl. The show plays up on the fact that Zooey has a love for awkward comedy, singing and unnerving cheerfulness. But true fans remember her from Elf where she starred alongside Will Ferrell, 500 Days of Summer with Joseph Gordon-Levitt OR as the spunky girl from Weeds.


Either way, there’s a lot of cool things about her and you should know ’em.











1. In the first season of New Girl, Zooey and Jake Johnson had to have as little human contact as possible because their chemistry was too strong.


Seriously though…




2. She had to sew her own clothes in high school because she had a TINY allowance and wasn’t allowed to go to the mall until she was 17.


She was a GIANT theater nerd so she constantly needed new clothes. 
















3. She sang all of her songs in Elf But also on most of her movie soundtracks.


Her real voice is on the soundtracks of Once Upon a Mattress, Yes Man, 500 Days of Summer, Winnie the Pooh, Your Highness, Sweetheartand The Go-Getter.

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