20 Tweets That Sum Up Married Life




 Married life isn’t all as glamorous as it might seem. Once you marry someone, you and your partner don’t become men and women. You are still children playing the part of an adult, and now you get to bumble around and try to figure out how things work with another adult-child. If you have no idea what I’m talking about, some wonderful husbands and wives have tweeted exactly what it’s like to be married. Here are 20 tweets that only married people will understand.











1. Avoidance


Try finding them when chores need to be done. 




2. That One Time…


Just because you helped out once doesn’t mean you get a free pass for the rest of your life.











3. Forever Forgetful


But no matter how many times you ask, you’re still going to forget something each time.




4. True Love


Marriage is another way of saying you signed a contract to mess with someone for the rest of your lives.

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