16 People Who Know How To Get The Party Lit

Ever been liquored up and ready to party, but when you get there it’s a total drag? Sometimes, it’s hard to pinpoint exactly what’s gone wrong. It could be that the a crowd doesn’t mesh, or half the people are drinking light beer, or it could be that the hostess put out store brand snacks (there is nothing more depressing than when the nacho dip isn’t Tostitos).

Well, take note, because if there’s one thing the people in this list know how to do, it’s to get the party juices flowing! So next time your party is lagging, just remember these free spirits who wouldn’t let anything ruin their buzz!

1. Nothing can sidetrack this guy from his drink mixing duties

There’s just something about those first couple drinks that get things moving. This is good because it means you can make room for more alcohol and the inevitable garbage food grease-feast at the end of the night.

2. This burrito beer genius 

Getting absolutely bombed is the only way that I don’t feel like killing myself when 5,000 people who haven’t bathed in three days, trying to press their sweaty bodies against me while I watch Sam Smith on a projector above some asshole’s head.

3. These tailgating nuns

Because what else are you going to do while you wait for the pope to appear? Drink the blood of Christ and eat some goddamn sandwiches is what.

4. This guy whose party essentials are on point

Once you have the booze, really, what else do you need but those three things? And until you have them, it’s certainly a state of emergency.