16 Rules Meghan Markle Must Follow To Impress The Royal Family




So it appears that Suits star Meghan Markle has won Prince Harry’s heart. Congratulations. Now for the hard bit – to win over Harry’s family, the British people and the Commonwealth at large. For a roadmap in conquering all things royal, she should look no further than her potential future sister-in-law, Kate Middleton – the first commoner to marry a British heir to the throne in more than three centuries. On her journey from the proletariat to princess, Kate took a crash course in being royal. She had lessons in walking, talking, sitting, eating, waving, curtseying, getting out of cars and posing for photographs – a princess never gazes directly into the lens as that comes across as too keen. Kate took years and was schooled by a team of courtiers to learn to be royal. 


Whereas Meghan is an actress, it’s assumed she’ll be a quick learner. In any case, she could do worse than head the advice of Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, who says, “‘Keep smiling, stay attentive even if bored rigid, never be flustered and make sure you do your homework.” Do you think you would have what it takes to be royal? See if you could follow these rules that are necessary for dating the royal family. 











1. When sitting, Meghan’s back must never quite touch the back of the chair. Her shoulders should be back and she must never use the armrests on her chair. 






2. Meghan should not cross her legs at the knee. Instead, she should always keep ankles and knees together. If exhaustion starts to creep in, she can cross her ankles.













3. Meghan also has the option of “the Duchess Slant”, a seating position named after Kate Middleton, but first employed by Princess Diana. 


It involves clasping your knees and ankles firmly together and then slanting your legs to one side. 




4. It’s important for Meghan to know that the key to royal posture is the position of the chin. It should always be parallel to the ground. If it’s raised too high, she’ll seem lofty, and too low shows a lack of confidence. 






If Meghan marries Harry, you’ll be shocked at what they can no longer do in public. 


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