Usain Bolt"s Olympic Sex Marathons Have Gotten Him In Hot Water




He’s technically the fastest man alive… but apparently not the fastest at everything.


Which is a good thing for the women of this world. That woman up grinding there is just one of a handful of women that Olympic sprinter Usain Bolt has… befriended recently.


It turns out that the 2016 Olympic drama hasn’t ended by a LONG shot. But it has nothing to do with his record breaking speed. Well, kinda…


So if you’ve been living under a rock, this is Usain Bolt.











The Jamaican sprinter is widely regarded as the fastest human ever timed. 


He’s the first man to hold both the 100 meter and 200 meter world records AND has won the 100 meter dash THREE TIMES over the past three summer Olympics.




For the past eight years, his swagger, confidence and genuine joy while effortlessly racking up those gold medals has been the talk of the Olympics.


He’s even taken other runners like Canada’s Andre De Grasse under his wing. Memes… so many memes.











BUT in the past couple days, Bolt has BEEN making out and grinding all over Rio. One of those night ended with Usain Bolt REALLY looking like he slept with Rio woman named Jady Duarte…


The 20-year-old woman shared photos on Whatsapp showing her kissing and cuddling the 30-year-old Bolt.




It turns out that this hot little number is the widow of one of Rio de Janeiro’s most dangerous DRUG LORDS…


The student has two children with Douglas Donato Pereira, known as Diná Terror, who filmed the torture of an 18-year-old girl after she exposed that she was Terror’s side piece. 




But Bolt wasted no time after being with her. He’s been VERY, VERY busy in past 48 hours…


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