16 Uber Tales That We"ve All Kind Of Experienced




What a time to be alive. Smartphones have totally changed the game, and Uber has taken full advantage of that. No longer do we have to wait on the side of the road like animals, trying to hail a cab while constantly getting upstreamed by terrible people who are in too big of a hurry to realize that they are in fact monsters. Now we can just hail some random person to come pick us up and take us anywhere, all without paying a dime of real, actual money (that IS how online transactions go, right?). 


So, cabs are out and Ubers are in. Instead of horror stories of how the cab driver totally ripped you off and took you on a wild adventure… we have Uber drivers who totally ripped you off and took you on a wild adventure. But conveniently! 


The Uber help line workers probably get all kinds of stories flooding in, but luckily, most people aren’t snitching. They just want like 5 bucks back to make it all feel worth it. 











1. We’ve all drunkenly made this trip, thinking we were lost forever 






2. Worst part? The spider didn’t even pitch on the fare!













3. This driver clearly has no regard for the safety of their vehicle 






4. We live in an age of GPSes. Don’t try and give your own directions 



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