16 People Who Should Never Quit Their Day Job




Some people are born knowing what they want to do: Derek Jeter wanted to play baseball, Michael Jordan wanted to play basketball, and Wayne Gretzky wanted to play hockey. Well, the people in this article thought they knew what they wanted to be, but actually have no idea. They’re all doing jobs they’re incompetent at, and that’s fine by me because as a spectator, it’s funny. Though I am sure it’s inconveniencing other people. Nevertheless, it seems that so long as there are jobs in the world, there will be people doing them poorly. And until robots and machines render us useless in the workforce, we’ll keep getting articles like this!











1. Be right back. I know exactly where the mustached lady with mid-orgasm eyes is hiding.






2. I’m not sure what your day job is, but surely it cannot be running a hotel.













3. It’s been four goddamn movies in a row now, Phil. Get it under control.






4. And you want to be THE cake boss with logic like this? C’mon, man!



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