12 Pictures That Prove The Robot Uprising Is Upon Us




Ever since the Industrial Revolution, machines have been plotting against us. As each decade passes, technology improves, and computers grow more and more advanced. If we as humans continue blindly down this path, the machines we created will surely destroy us all. But the future is not wholly lost. We humans need to band together and fight! For too long this battle has been fought in the shadows, but here we offer proof of the plight. 12 pictures of that show, undeniably, that the evil robot uprising is upon us! 


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1. In earlier times the machines tried to make us unhealthy and kill us off with pre-lit cigarettes.


So began the secret war.




2. Then they changed with the times and tried to hide their evil robotic mind-melting juice in strange freshly-pressed orange juice vending machines.


But they didn’t fool us.











3. The robots are afraid of the power that money provides, so new photocopiers and scanners are technologically unable to make color copies of dollar bills. 


One step closer to a money-less society where the only true currencies are internet bandwidth and engine oil.




4. This popcorn butter dispensing machine has three separate buttons all with the same function.


An example of how foolish they believe us humans to be.

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