14 Boyfriends Who Are Definitely Going To Be Single

There is an infinite number of ways in which a man can make his wonderful, sweet girlfriend angry in this life. I once got in trouble because I didn’t look up the price of tickets to an event my girlfriend and I had already deemed too expensive to attend. The problem wasn’t that I was being cheap or anything, because we’d already agreed on it. The problem was that I didn’t “care” enough to look up the tickets myself after she had already exhausted every attempt to find cheaper ones.

What?

I know, right? However, there is obviously a different degree of severity for each little act. Some will be resolved rather quickly, others will see you on the couch for a week or so. Push your luck and you just might be looking at a complete nookie lockdown, and nothing is worse than a dry spell while in a relationship!

1. First of all, as a man, this one is understandable!

2. This man knows what his priorities are!

3. Thin ice, bub. Thin ice!

4. When protein is already bae!