16 Hilarious Texts Nobody Would Leave On Read

Sometimes, texts will just come at the worst time. Whether you’re in the shower, your hands are busy, or you just wanna pretend like either of those things are true, sometimes it can take a while to get back to somebody.

But some texts are so out of control that responding to them immediately is all you can think about. It doesn’t even matter if you’ve never talked to this person in your life. If they’re sending you photos of goats with people’s heads on them, that’s something that needs to be dealt with right away.

That’s not exactly what you’re gonna see in these 16 conversations, but there’s some pretty wild shit in here nonetheless. 

1. Awww, it’s so nice to see such a supportive family.

There won’t be a dry eye in the house when he tells the “shut up already he was ugly” story at her wedding.

2. There are a few questions you could ask here, but mine is why you would call someone a “fucking weapon.”

Like, is that supposed to be an insult? If somebody walked by and called me a machine gun, I’d think it was a compliment. Anyway, I’m afraid there’s a much worse excuse than that…

3. Man, that must be one thirsty hamster.

I’d really like it if this guy actually did have a super smart hamster, but it just spends all day making him look bad. Kind of like an asshole version of Michigan J. Frog.

4. Hahaha, them roasts can hit you like a landmine sometimes.

Just when it seems like everything’s good and you made it through the field, kaboom!