11 Annoying Things About Watching NFL




Okay so let’s get one thing straight here.


I love football.


Watching it, playing it, being an armchair coach and doing fantasy football on the sites where you can OWN your pansy friends. But besides the documentaries and motion pictures starring Will Smith showing that the biggest sports organization for the sport knew that that concussions and Chronic traumatic encephalopathy that plagues players because of the game, the game is perfect. 


But there are some things that just annoy us about the game like…











1. There are only 11 minutes of ACTUAL time of play during the average broadcast.


According to a Wall Street Journal study of four recent broadcasts back in 2010 (which echoes other estimates), the average amount of time that the ball is in play on the field in the NFL is only about 11 minutes.




2. Because of the game is filled with commercials… especially during the Superbowl.


In fact, in an average 174 minutes of broadcast, 60 minutes are devoted to commercials. 











3. Players are WAY more worried about getting fined rather than making plays.


A touchdown dance? Roughing? Come on, man…




4. The quarterback gets PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT.


Now they just wait for a slight breeze to knock ’em down and get 15 yards.

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