15 Things Every Girl Is Dying To Ask Guys But Are Too Afraid To Ask




Women and men, girls and boys have always been curious about the opposite sex. It’s human nature since you don’t have what they have and so you experience things differently than they would. If girls could ask guys honest questions to quench their curiosities, these would be the 15 go to questions to ask…plus 15 answers from this guy.











1. Can you even sleep on your stomach…or like, do you levitate in the morning and wake up bruised?






2. How does it feel to walk with squishy dangling appendages in between your legs? Do they hit your thighs from side to side like a pendulum?


You know when a guy goes to adjust? That’s because sometimes it gets dislodged. Most of the time it sits in a comfortable position in our underwear, so it’s contained. We have no control over where it is. If it decides to get squished, we have to make adjustments. Deal with it. And, no, we don’t sit on our balls.




3. How do you live with such boring looking underwear?


We have better looking underwear than you. Most guys just prefer to bulk shop at Costco because we’re frugal. 




4. How do you resist the urge to play with your balls? Seriously, they’re like a stress reliever toy form the ’90s. You’ve got an awesome childhood in your pants and you’re letting it go to waste.


Or my balls would explode and I’d look like I’m having a seizure while having rabies. Even the slightest flick will send any guy into a severe shock, causing unrelenting pain and anguish. Balls are not toys.




5. How does it feel to still look good after only paying ten dollars for a haircut? 



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