15 Pictures Of The Internet In A Nutshell

aprile 17, 2017

Alright, folks. Here’s something I need to get off my chest because it’s been eating at me, keeping it a secret these past ten months. I live on the internet. Phewww! That was tough, guys, apologies. Give me a moment, OK…

Anyway, now that you know, I suppose we can move on. I want to make clear to you all just what it means to “live on the internet.” I’m not trying to say I live in your wireless router or that I’m squatting inside your monitor at night, nor do I mean that I’m going to go off the rails on you for referring to me as “he” simply because I look like a man when I really identify as a boat anchor whose chain is just slightly too short. Like, just short enough to render it useless for your purposes. Because I give the appearance of being useful but will inevitably just let you down. That’s why I identify that way…I’m rambling, apologies again.

I decided to make a list of some of the characteristics and traits that someone who “lives” on the internet might display to help you guys navigate around my home. So, without further ado, welcome, come on in!