16 Funny Pics That Can Back Up Any Promises They Make




As we go through life, we, unfortunately, find ourselves hearing a lot of bullshit along the way. Whether it’s our friends bragging about things that never happened or people trying to sell us shit that doesn’t do what they say it does, sometimes it’s hard to find someone who can always keep it 100 with us.


Well, let me be one of those people today. I’m about to show you some memes. I found them funny and hope you will too. There are 16 of them.


If you wanna know more, hopefully these 16 honestly funny pics can help you out.











1. Aww, so that means it never heard all the encouraging things you told it.


At the same time, it also never heard all those dark secrets so at least you won’t have to silence it now.




2. Wow, somebody was really playing the long game with this one.


You know what? The Brave Little Toaster really should be remade starring a packet of mild sauce.











3. Well, I guess you can, but it would cost a lot more than that supercar.


So yeah, fair enough, I guess your point still stands.




4. Man, you must’ve told them something nasty just now.


With that in mind, maybe those birds aren’t screaming so much as just saying “ohhhhhhhh” like you just laid down a sick burn.




Oh, but that’s not the wildest thing you’re gonna see today.


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