22 Employees Who Maybe Probably Definitely Got Fired

Although jobs may differ vastly, every workplace has something in common: the slacker. The slacker usually spends their days spreading rumors, playing pranks, napping under desks, stealing lunches and taking credit for everyone else’s work. These people almost always deserve to be fired, but unfortunately, they are extremely talented at hiding their flaws and brown-nosing the boss at every turn.

Try as you might, you will find it difficult to frame the slacker, and most of the time, it backfires on you. My advice would be to simply avoid the slacker at all costs. Do not feed into their antics, or join them in their degenerate behavior, as your participation only serves as a means to draw the negative attention from themselves. Fear not, the slacker is almost always living on borrowed time, and eventually their antics will blow up in their face. This will be a marvelous day for you and I encourage you to relish in their devastation. 

1. When you don’t even have a chance to quit your day job because you got fired first.

2. Ever wonder why they call it snail mail?

3. People who expose themselves in public don’t usually dress that well.

4. Another reason fast food is bad for your health.

If you’ve ever got caught for faking an illness for a day off, you’ll appreciate #7.