20 Glorious Times Humans Failed Miserably At Life

The internet can be a blow horn for absolute stupidity. For the sake of this 20-picture listicle, it’s great and funny and makes our job easy! It can be scary…but it’s still kind of funny. 

All I can say is that it’s a good thing most of us don’t have any imminent threats to our health and well-being outside remembering to breathe and to plug in our phones before we go to bed at night, because swaths of us would die. Immediately. 

In any case, enjoy!

1. Called it.

2. Artist: “Alright, your tattoo of a giant dick is done. That’s what you wanted traced, right?”

3. Do you think she randomly gasps for air because she forgets to breathe?

4. She could have done what the rest of us do. Google, “how to turn the three around to make a heart on Facebook.”