16 Times We Needed An English-To-English Translator

Sometimes, we have one of those days where just can’t understand each other. We can ask someone to repeat themselves like 20 times, and no matter how much louder (and angrier) they get, it doesn’t help, and we both leave disappointed.

It’s not even like there’s a language barrier here. You know full well that they’re speaking English, but somehow the combination of sounds coming out of their mouth sounds like they’re trying to invent new words and didn’t bother defining them.

It totally sucks when you’re in it, but it’s hilarious to see two people get angrier and more confused over the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard. So let’s enjoy these 16 folks who might as well be speaking different languages.

1. It’s like a three-year-old’s drawing snuck into real life.

 Apparently, orange juice comes from special orange cows and raisins are handed down from a super cool sun wearing sunglasses.

2. Wow, that must be some seriously horrible nothing you’ve got going on there.

 We all know what this is, so why even bother?

3. So…if it’s pretty much all eggs, why is it an egg substitute?

This is either the world’s most insecure substitute or someone ain’t know what that word means.

4. When slowing it down, rephrasing it, and using metaphors don’t work, there’s only one other option.

Just scribble some nonsense on a piece of paper, tell them to read it, and run away before they realize what’s going on.