16 College Problems That Explain All The Crazy Parties

If you’re a student living in a college town, there’s a good chance you’ve heard some grief from the locals about how loud and wild college parties are. They’re always asking the police and city hall to do something about it, and sometimes, that can mean some pretty brutal crackdowns.

Maybe some of them never went to college and don’t get it, but the ones who did have no excuse for forgetting how hard y’all have it when you’re not turning the place inside out. 

So the next time one of these folks gives you a hard time, these 16 college memes should show them what’s what.

1. They better give out A’s like candy if that’s how it’s gonna be.

Just make sure you don’t get one of these in an English class or something, because if your essay’s so good that they don’t get it, you’re doomed.

2. Now you just need one that dispenses money and you’ll be good to go. 

They apparently figured out how to bottle sleep, so why not?

3. Yeah, do yourself a favor and don’t let yourself say, “Oh, I got tons of time to do that.”

‘Cause your other classes will always make sure you don’t. 

4. At least this one would be easy enough to complain to the department head about.

You’re really in trouble if you get one of these jerks in a class where the answers aren’t so clear-cut.