Husband Calls Out Cheating Wife"s Lover On Craigslist

You don’t have to go far to find weird people on Craigslist. The missed connections section is packed with creepy voyeurs and soliciting perverts. Amid all the desperate posts we’ve come expect was a truly original one that caught the attention of users. 

In the missed connections section of Craigslist was an open letter written by a husband, addressed to the anonymous man he suspected was sleeping with his wife. 

The letter, appropriately titled “To The Guy Doing My Wife,” starts off with a picture of a dirty sock laying on the pavement.

Whether the sock is symbolic of something greater or simply belongs to the guy is never mentioned. My money’s on the latter.

He’s not mad, just disappointed

Seemingly accepting the reality of the situation, the husband, instead of lashing out at the man, makes a few simple requests he hopes his wife’s lover will abide by if he plans to continue the relationship

Drink my beer and use my toilet paper, but for the love of God, not the kids. 

It’s one thing for him use all the toilet paper and drink all the beer, but messing with the kids is whole other story. After addressing a few early housekeeping issues, the husband asks the man to leave his kids alone and to quit whipping the sex off with all the clean laundry, adding that it is he and not his wife who does the laundry.