16 People Living In A Land Of Confusion

Some days, it takes a little extra time to clear all the cobwebs out of your head. Like, you can find yourself stirring your coffee with your keys and making a toast sandwich (like, a sandwich where the “meat” is just a piece of toast), and get about halfway through eating it before you realized you fucked up.

We all know the brain can do some weird shit when it’s on autopilot, and a day like this can make talking to people more of a hassle than it already is.

So that’s what I hope is going on with these 16 people who seemed to need some help getting their thoughts straight.

Man, do I hope that’s the problem here.

1. I’d love to know how he was able to tell her that.

Like, did he start barking as soon as she went for the top, or what? 

2. Daaaaamn, looks like we all don’t know what we’re really saying, huh?

I wonder how many deaf people we’ve been confusing this whole time?

3. Even though it doesn’t make any sense, I don’t think I’ve met anyone who doesn’t do this.

To be fair, I guess it’s a little easier to think about what you’re gonna do next without someone yelling about the club in your ear.

4. Something tells me the problems started way before the child-spitting incident.

Actually, fuck the WiFi, I wanna hear the story behind that.