23 Crazy Clapbacks That Prove Savagery Takes No Prisoners

No matter how nice you are, some deep, dark part of you knows how fun it is to talk shit. Some of the best memories you and your friends can have involve saying some of the most heinous shit you’ve never wanted to repeat to anyone else.

But remember not to get too cocky — that fine prime rib you’re fixin’ to serve up can burn if you’re not careful. By that, I mean that even the nastiest roast can get shut down in an instant by a brutal clapback.

So to make sure that all the pointing and laughing is happening away from you, you might wanna study up on these 23 merciless comebacks.

1. Ooooh, homie’s ’bout to have that pouty face after that one.

I’m talking six-year-old-who-dropped-his-ice-cream-cone level here.

2. Haha, I like Eric’s style so much that I won’t even correct his grammar.

And trust me, I really want to correct his grammar.

3. Daaaaamn, Marco got shut down by the facts!

Now we’ve learned not to fuck with this dude when he says “hell nah.” Just trust and you might even live long to pee a million times.And if that’s not a life goal, I don’t know what is.

4. For real, that person’s lucky they don’t live in a horror movie.

Otherwise, the next reply they’d get would be something like, “Please ignore him. There’s definitely nobody standing behind you right now.”