15 Pictures That Prove There Are Two Types Of Men




Stereotypes! Get ya stereotypes ‘ere!


Oh baby, do I have some stereotypes for YOU. Who said the world can’t be painted in black and white? That’s, like, the one thing humans do best: put people onto teams and then have those teams destroy one another emotionally, physically and spiritually.


This morning, I decided to take part in this timeless tradition of divide and conquer, because I’m feeling particularly warlord-y today. Like, I can’t be happy until blood is shed. Oh, I’m only joking with ya, fellas. Guys are great because despite segregating ourselves into camps, we still have the amazing ability to shake hands and buy a round of beers when all is said and done…except for the Polish. The Polish tend to hold grudges. We’re working on it.











1. “I’m gonna build a super fast car” vs. “I’m gonna build a computer that’s gonna build a real fast car.”






2. Because this is a PG article, I’m going to let you draw any and all conclusions from this image in your own head.













3. In this case, there are three types of men. The two below, and me: the poor schmuck riding his bike in a rainstorm who’s screwed either way.






4. Give them your jacket once and you’ve set a potentially hazardous precedent. 



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